You know you are a rower when......
- you believe the world wouldn't exist without spandex
- you only recognize your friends from behind
- when you need to go anywhere, you have a sudden urge to throw your car over your shoulder
- you stick water bottles in your shorts for no apparent reason at all
- you believe all authority figures carry a megaphone
- you blame bad moods on "the set"
- your friends need a rowing translator to decipher your language
- you think sleeping late is waking up at 8:30
- everthing's a race: you walk quickly to class, just so you can pass people
- when someone mentions a wake, you turn parallel and set up for it
- you think gloves are for sissies, but a nice pair of poogies is really stylin'
- your vision of going away for the weekend is other people's vision of Hell
- you watch videos together and it's OK to say "She is looking really long"
- you know more than 4 brands of port-a-johns by name
- you're giving directions to a friend and you wonder why she is looking at you funny, until you realize you just said "turn to port" instead of take a left
- when you sit down in class, you look for the tie in shoes
